Season Two - Episode One - Piggies
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2015
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Our end of season live show is happening on December 15th. |
| 0:03.0 | If you're in Auckland, come join us in person at the Hollywood Avondale, |
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| 0:35.4 | episodes without the ads. Enjoy thousands of A-Cast shows ad-free for Prime subscribers. Some shows may have ads. habits. Let me tell you something about tea. This isn't my first rodeo, but I've never seen a beast as |
| 1:07.2 | big and angry and hairy un-wieldy and multi-limbed as a son of a bitch. |
| 1:12.0 | I've never seen a bull buck like that right out of the gates. |
| 1:15.0 | Let me tell you, you could sedate this thing with a whole lot of bloody tranquilizer |
| 1:19.0 | and it would keep on bucking for two hours 20. |
| 1:21.0 | It's coming at you the whole time as well. |
| 1:23.2 | It doesn't keep its eyes off yet. It locks. |
| 1:25.4 | It finds its target and it does not relent for two hours of 20 minutes. |
| 1:29.2 | Twenty hands high if it's an inch. This bull is an untamable beast. And horns made of diamonds. |
| 1:36.0 | Hello and welcome along to the first episode ever of the worst idea of all time |
| 1:40.3 | featuring me Guy Montgomery. myself Tim Bat. We just watched Sex in |
| 1:46.2 | the City too for the first time ever. So how about that? And we'll continue to do so |
| 1:51.1 | for a calendar year. |
| 1:53.0 | Yeah, yeah, what's running through your head right now, guy? |
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