Season Opener | SCP-1733

The SCP Experience

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🗓️ 9 October 2023

⏱️ 32 minutes

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SCP Foundation SAFE class object, SCP-1733: Season Opener This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1733 and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content. Parental guidance is advised for children under the age of 18. Listen at your own discretion. #thescpexperience #scp #scpfoundation #scpencounters #securecontainprotect #scpstories #scpexplained #whatisscp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Despite my incredible advertising voice, it doesn't sell B2B.
0:04.0	And advertising on the wrong platform doesn't sell B2B either.
0:07.0	That's why if you're a B2B marketer, you should use LinkedIn ads.
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0:16.0	No incredible advertising voice required.
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0:23.2	We'll even give you £100 off your first campaign.
0:25.8	Go to LinkedIn.com slash lead to claim your credit.
0:28.9	Terms and conditions apply.
0:30.8	Boost your Experian credit score.
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0:57.0	account linked to your current account is required. Score increased subject to status.
1:00.0	I don't know if I'm the man for this job. I said as I looked at the behemoth of a popcorn bucket that sat on the counter before me.
1:07.0	It was flanked by three equally as large soda cups. The hop dogs haven't even come out yet.
1:13.6	I can't do this by myself. Please. Kelly pouted her lip at me. I have to go to the bathroom so bad,
1:21.8	and I don't want to miss tip off. She flashed her blue eyes at me, and I all but melted.
1:31.3	Okay, okay, I'll make it happen. Just meet me at the seats. My brain was already playing Tetris, trying to figure out how to manage it all.
1:36.3	Troy should be there already.
1:38.3	Oh, you're the best, Jay.
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