Season of the Witch (w/ Chris Hardwick)

How Did This Get Made?

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2011

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Nic Cage makes his first (but almost definitely not last) appearance on How Did This Get Made with Season of the Witch, a psuedo-religious buddy movie set during the black plague. Chris Hardwick joins the HDTGM crew to experience the inconsistent accents and sub-par CGI that famed director Dominic Sena cultivated in this cinematic gem. They pitch some alternate endings, delve into the subtle differences between witches and demons, and ask the all important question: How many women were killed during the crusades? Keep leaving us your suggestions and tell us what you thought of this chain-mesh disaster!

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0:00.0	The following episode of How To This Get Made is sponsored by LegalZoom.
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0:42.0	Hello, people of Earth, welcome to this second episode of How To This Get Made.
0:46.3	This is the podcast where we try to make sense of the movies that make no sense.
0:51.1	I am Paul Sheer, you might know me as Andre from the TV show The League,
0:54.9	or as the dad from Family Matters.
0:57.9	I said lines like this.
0:59.2	Erkkel, get out of my house.
1:01.6	I am joined as always by Jason Manzucas,
1:05.5	who you might recognize as Rafi from The League.
1:08.2	What's up?
1:09.0	How are you?
1:09.7	I'm good.
1:10.4	And also, June Diane Rayfield, who you've seen on shows like Party Down and Fire The Concoules.
1:16.0	Hi, Paul.
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