Welcome to Super Serious Filmfest, our theme series of movie reviews.

This season covers the best and the worst of Nick Cage, the summer and winter of his career.

And what we're calling, Season of the cage. So we have seen season of the witch. Yes. Both of us now I've seen it twice at least twice that I remember in last week. I hear you've seen it three times

after so many viewings of this Nicholas Cage movie. What did you think of it?

This is just a I'm glad we actually put this on the list because I think this is the worst cage

This is a cage just caching the check he doesn't even bother to bring an F zero on the

cage scale say what you will about con air vampires kiss you get you get you get kaggy

he gets kaggy in that and here it's just a movie that no one seems to be

enthusiastic about it is spent a lot of money but manages to look ugly it's plotting it's boring at no point

do you actually feel like you care about anything that's going on like even a even a even a die-hard sword and sandal historical fiction

knights on the crusade I can't imagine anyone wanting this this film like if you're a horror fan if you're an adventure fan if you're a thriller fan like

This is just this is the equivalent of room temperature saliva and no one wants no one wants to take a drink of it.

What do you think Jim? No I agree on every account basically. I said in the Conair review

that this is his least cage performance.

I was wrong because I didn't remember seeing this and this is the least cage you can

possibly get in a movie while still

Cage movie.

I think for an hour and 34 minute film, it's somehow action film,

it somehow still manages to be bad.

When I was queuing it up last night to watch it I'm like hour thirty for the fuck I would have swore this is two hours 15 minutes two hours 20

No it because every place that they can they've taken a shortcut I feel and it just amounts to nothing this movie commits the ultimate sin which is just being completely forgettable

Yeah, you know Ron Perl Perlman, who I normally liken stuff. He can't save it. Nicholas Cage doesn't bring anything to it, so he doesn't save it, and the effects, like you said, are somehow expensive looking and yet really bad looking in places.

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