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Yeah, man, how you doing?

I'm a rental car, bro.

Hi, my name is Ginny.

I'm a Rumba.

I'm Charles, and I'm, you know, the thing,

I'm the thing that you blow into at parties.

I'm a party horn, a party kazoo.

I've got a million names.

I know that for a while I was a model.

You know, I'm not trying to brag.

I was like a model Rumba at a target.

I was a floor model.

Yeah, I was that kind of a model.

You get rented, and you think the person is going to bring you back

to where they got you from.

You know, I thought humans were raised with some decency.

You put things back where you got them from.

And we're designed to literally party until we fall apart.

And that's the beautiful death.

In much the same way, a Viking yearns to die in battle.

A party horn could want nothing more than to die on the lips

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