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Demoted

Season Finale: We Laughed, We Cried, We Wrote LinkedIn Endorsements

Demoted

Demoted Productions

Comedy, Business, Careers

4.8 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Every show has a finale. Ours just includes LinkedIn endorsements and a walk down memory lane.I t’s the Demoted season finale, and we’ve got some hard-to-deliver news—plus one last corporate confession to soften the blow. We kick things off with an end-of-quarter blowout involving a questionable “implementation partner,” then reflect on the journey that brought us here and exchange some heartfelt LinkedIn endorsements. Finally, we close out with a round of Promoted or Demoted featuring fatherhood, getting canceled, and the world’s least welcome calendar invite: a prostate exam. Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/DEMOTED and use promo code DEMOTED for 30% off your first order We want to hear from you! Send in your Corporate Confessions, Dear Demoted questions, and Shout-outs⁠

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0:00.0

Hey everyone. Hey everyone. It's demoted. It's your favorite Tuesday podcast demoted. It's a very special day in the studio. We have our full team here. Mine is Fishy. Yep. Who's our newest unpaid intern. Yep. Yep. Yep. We have Annie, Riley on my side. Becca on your side. And of course, the bean bag baddies. And the beanbag baddies.

0:21.5

We're back in this bitch.

0:23.7

We are back and should we break it to them?

0:35.6

Let's do a corporate confession.

0:37.0

And then we'll and then we'll, yeah. We have some news for you. Yeah. I will read this one. Thank you so much. Submitted by Piping Hot Tea. I used to work for a very well-known company. After 15 plus years, an established self-proclaimed family man that was a sales RVP was forced to retire early. On his way out, he hosted all his AEs and managers for one last EOQ blowout dinner. He brought a woman with him that he had previously brought to DreamForace and other well-known conferences. He reintroduces her as an implementation partner and then he had to leave early. Once he left, one of the AEs turned to the woman, said, how long have you been working as X company?

1:12.1

The woman responds, I don't know what he's talking about.

1:14.0

I'm a hooker.

1:14.6

We never saw the RVP again.

1:16.4

I love that.

1:17.9

I think that's a great segue.

1:21.1

Implementation partner.

1:22.8

I'm a hooker.

1:23.8

In a lot of ways, she was an implementation partner.

1:26.7

He was just implementing his hardware.

1:29.3

Yes.

1:29.8

Well, her software. And I just love the confidence. It's like, I'm sorry. I don't do what you guys do.

1:35.2

I'm a hooker. Yeah, I'm sorry. I think we got confused here. I'm simply a hooker.

1:41.4

I'm also working. So thank you.

1:43.8

Yeah, this, it was a work dinner for her, to be honest. And I love that he had brought her to Dreamforce and other various conferences. That's nice. And then he just dipped. All right. Now, now the cat's out of the bag. She talked a little bit too much. That was like his last supper. Yeah. His last meal before execution. We do have some news and I will, I will lead this

2:02.4

for the motorheads. Lead this motorheads and look deep into the camera when you say it. About a month ago,

2:08.1

I called Ross. She's not pregnant. I was crying. I was crying and I said I'm pregnant. I said,

2:14.9

I said, tell them. Can you say it? Yes, I will say it. Natalie called me about a month ago. And,

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