Hello everyone. Welcome to this week's episode of the Flatston-Shanks podcast. It cannot be a long one, I've been told by David Flathman.

Is it because you've got to go on vote? I never say it can't be a long one. Maybe I do actually.

No, I've got stuff to do, mate.

I'm glad you, I'm glad you responded to me then.

I was going to have to say it three times.

I'm going to, I'm going to the belfry.

Ah.

I'm playing 18 holes with Wayne Rooney.

I wish that was true. I'm not playing 18 holes, but I think Wayne Roon, I'm helping Jason Robinson with his dinner tonight after his golf day. I do it every year with Jason. Wayne Rooney is going, actually. Is he? He'll pull out, right? He'll pull out. Big name's always like that. Pull out by that. Yeah, that yeah we'll see won't we we'll soon find out boy

would you have to interview him uh no i don't think so

give him the night off he doesn't want

he might have no choice if i roving mike him and doorstep him

at his table he's got no choice is he i just want you in the back of your mind

to count how many... He says.

Yeah.

I mean, I saw Andy Goode yesterday, and for a split second, I thought it was Wayne Rooney.

Martin Williams.

Could be Wayne Rooney as well.

Martin Williams could be Wayne Rooney.

I think if you put Martin Williams' face on Andy Goose body.

Congratulations.

You've just created upstairs downstairs.

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