Hello people.

Welcome to this episode of the Flats and Shanks podcast.

Welcome.

I'm just thinking I, hello everyone.

I'm just thinking I saw this thing.

While I wait for you to log on then, I just looked on Instagram, and there's just a picture of this bloke.

I should have reposted it. And he's just got a picture on holiday and there's just a picture of this bloke. I should have reposted it.

And he's just got a picture on holiday.

He's got a pick,

his, his misses whatever's taking a picture of him with a sea behind him. And it's like, can't believe we're going home. You know, love this place, don't want to leave. And it's just a bloke, a nice, nice big old fat bloke like me in shorts and a lovely Hawaiian shirt whatever he's in

and then underneath it just says I wonder old fat bloke like me in shorts and a lovely Hawaiian shirt, whatever he's in.

And then underneath it just says, I wonder if this bloke's still got these shoes.

And you zoom in on the shoes, you squeeze the screen thing.

And it's like, oh my God, they're like snake skin, like formal snake skin shoes with the backs cut out.

They're like, what are that?

And then you slide over to the next page and it's just a close up of the shoes.

And they are horrific.

The comment above it is just absolute pair of bastards them.

I love that.

I don't know why it tickle me so much, but I love that.

That'll tickle me as well, that.

Absolute pair of bastards.

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