Hello everybody. Welcome to the Flats and Shanks podcast. I'm in bed. You boy?

Working in my office, mate, admin day. Can I just ask you, it's one o'clock on a Tuesday afternoon.

Yeah. Yeah, I assume naked, because that's the way you like to come into your house, leave all your clothes at the door, just like when you go to the toilet.

You've got your Sean Connery, a bit of chest hair out.

You've got one hand on the mic, the other on another mic.

Wee.

What?

Are you doing?

Is it a relaxation day for you? What blazers no um and actually uh there's a

house on sky there's a house on my street and the people who live there i don't it's weird i wouldn't

know them in the street i wouldn't know them if i saw them right but i know they lived there

everyone else in the street you recognize i don't know what if I saw them, right, but I know they lived there. Everyone else in the street, you recognise.

I don't know what they look like, but they are natureists, and they are always naked in their garden and house.

Age, please.

70.

And I walk, I've never seen them in the garden.

They're on the other side of the street so I can't but I walk past and their kitchen is in the basement and I always have a look and the most I've ever seen is his ass him walking past

and I've seen his ass. You wouldn't want to cook a fried egg though like that would you?

No we were talking about it last night we were talking about sausages on the barbecue no no you

wouldn't um but I'm the reason is that, no, it's Tuesday.

So I have our youngest on all day on a Tuesday, if I'm not working, which I'm not today.

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