Ladies and gentlemen, please, please join us for another episode 20.

It's not that episode 20, it's another episode, it's number 20 of Clinton Baptist Paranormal podcast.

Oh, she's next to me. She's so hot. She's sweating. Not sweating. I'm glowing. She's glowing. Yes. Oh, Linda, how are you? It's so bloody hot, isn't it? It really is, but I'm not going to moan about it because we'll probably have a week at this and then it'll piss it down again. That's right. Summer's here, everybody.

How are you coping at home, everybody wants? Don't tell us. It's boring. Don't tell us. It's deeply, deeply boring. I do miss that that's the thing about local radio. Now there are fewer radio stations. You don't hear that perennial question. How are you keeping cool in the heat?

Oh God, I have done a little bit of local radio.

Yeah.

How many people are listening to BBC local radio now?

I don't take any pleasure in saying if the things are down.

But when I did look, this is interesting, folks.

The people that love it, love it.

They do. But when I was then, I've interesting, folks. The people that love it, love it. They do.

But when I was then, I've done bits on local radio before, you asked them how many people are listening? No one has the slightest clue, it seems to be. Yeah, no, it's true. And I think that's because of the unique way that BBC radio is funded, that they don't want you to know. No, but what about the thing that they do? You know like the rage arphics.

I don't know whether that's ever changed.

There are people literally with a notebook. that they don't want you to know. No, but what about the thing that they do? You know, like the rage arfix?

I don't know whether that's ever changed. There are people literally with a notebook writing that, yeah. That is unbelievable. Surely there's a clever algorithmic way of... Haven't they got sensors in your phones? Come on now. Of course they got something like that. Come on now. And secondly, on that subject, Does the TV detective van exist?

I've never

seen one. It doesn't exist, does it? What is the point in sending out a detective van when

99% of the country will have a telly? Oh, you've got a telly in there, one of them exotic

tellies. Everyone's got a flaming telly. But now he watches the tele, terrestrial

telly, there's a whole thing going on. Have you noticed that if you look on eye player now it says, have you got a TV licence and you just go, yeah? Well, there is that. And the other thing I don't like, sorry, God, we've started on. Very serious. Listen, this is life admin, everyone, you're welcome.

All right. Is it what I want to say then?

Who has decided that we don't like the BBC nowadays?

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