Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025
The Toast
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🗓️ 6 January 2025
⏱️ 112 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, millennials. |
| 0:03.0 | Welcome back to the toast. Happy 2025, happy season eight. |
| 0:08.0 | Welcome back. We are back after what felt like for me an extremely brief break, but for others apparently felt endless. |
| 0:16.0 | It did feel really long. It just feels so unfamiliar to be sitting here. Like I forgot my routine. I forgot the way that things go. But welcome back everyone. Welcome to the new year. Welcome to 2025. I literally like, welcome to season eight. I locked myself out of the apartment. I locked myself out of the apartment. Like that's how disoriented I was. I was like making a TikTok. I forgot my jewelry. I'm not, me and been or not struggling yet. |
| 0:39.4 | I just forgot my jewelry because I'm so disoriented, |
| 0:42.1 | like getting back into a routine workflow. |
| 0:44.9 | No, |
| 0:45.2 | I'm also really nervous because this studio has seen a lot of people |
| 0:48.0 | in the last three weeks, |
| 0:49.1 | a lot of different setups. |
| 0:50.1 | And so I'm hoping everything is parge. |
| 0:53.4 | Just keep your eye on all your materials throughout the show. |
| 0:56.8 | Keep my eye on my materials for sure. |
| 0:58.4 | And the last person in here was Ben. |
| 1:00.5 | You know what's so good though? |
| 1:02.4 | Like while that's obviously horrible, nobody wants to ever meet in a place that Ben has last |
| 1:05.7 | been in, be in a studio, a bathroom, whatever. |
| 1:10.1 | Just know like if things go wrong, which would be the worst |
| 1:12.3 | thing ever, we have someone to blame. Scapegoat. Um, but, wait, you just reminded me of something. |
| 1:18.1 | It's not a scapegoat if he did that shit, right? Uh, no. That's just, it's just like, the |
| 1:23.4 | accountability. The offender. Um, wait, fuck, you know, I'm really, I'm having a lot of bad, like, memory stuff. |
| 1:30.9 | What were you saying two seconds ago? |
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