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🗓️ 16 June 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Apparitions, Appetisers and Paranormal Punchlines
In this sizzling post-coronation episode, Linda's been threading kebabs (or as the Americans say, "KeBOBS") like a pro. She's at her mate's house, firing up the BBQ and serving a mouthwatering meat feast. We sink our teeth into a smorgasbord of succulent meaty morsels and even explore my brush with vegetarianism. Not quite paranormal, but you can't beat a well-marinated steak – there's got to be a ghostly joke in there somewhere!
Chat Fate and Fortune features a larger-than-life image of Prince Philip, fully clothed, of course. The spooky story follows a mother and son in Wokingham who both had eerie visions of the late prince. When the royal apparition first appeared to the mother, she swiftly redirected him to her son Colin upstairs. And then, strangely enough, Prince Philip started showing up in their shed!
We delve into the chilling tale of Chris Barber, a graphic designer who wished for something sinister and soon began losing his sight. But when spirits started channeling through him, his artistic abilities took a spooky turn for the better.
More paranormal pandemonium plagues Erskine Court! Ruth and I confront the property management company about the building's haunted drainage. I attempt to explain the issue to Mr. Eversham, but Ruth's adamant that the spectral shenanigans are all Mrs. Stewart's fault – despite the fact that she's already passed away!
We welcome back amateur dramatics actor Jamie Penn, who not only has more spine-tingling stories to share but now even boasts his very own jingle! Just take a gander at his retouched photos as eerie evidence!
Lastly, I chat with James Kilvington about the ghost who dared to materialise in his room when he was just eleven years old. His courageous response? Telling the phantom to 'eff off'!
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Stay spooky, folks!
Clint.x
Special thanks to
Kathrine Boyle
Sally Ann-Hayward
Jamie Penn
James Kilvington
Mr Evesham & Katrina Fox as Mr Eversham's PA
• Outro music was composed by David Brinkworth, with vocals by GLOWE.
• Podcast producer is Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox.
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0:00.0 | WELCOME FRIENDS TO ANOTHER EDITION OF CLINTON BAPTACE PARONOMAL PODCAST. |
0:21.2 | Here she is, it's Linda, bloody Pollock. Hello, love! Bonjour! Bonjour, what have you been up to? Linda, please tell us. |
0:30.2 | I've been threading kibabs or is the Americans call them kibabs? I don't know why. Kibabs? |
0:35.2 | It's funny when Americans change things around like that. You do the math, etc. |
0:40.2 | Aluminum and all the things that... Warrior. What? A warrior. What's that? A warrior. |
0:47.2 | I don't know about that. I've probably seen this before. You know when the Americans do a little bit of Italian. So, pasta. |
0:54.2 | Pasta. Eating pasta. And you think, no, it's pasta. Clearly it's pasta. |
1:01.2 | When will they learn? When will the pastas learn? Anyway, you've been threading kibabs. Kibabs, yeah. |
1:06.2 | And for what to what end? For barbecue. I had a barbecue. Oh, yeah. |
1:10.2 | First one of the season. Again, if you are an early payer, you will know that this is appropriate. If you're not then shame on you. |
1:17.2 | Yeah, you people have not paid a thinking Christmas barbecue. Who are the bellies going to? We're right at the start of the flipping summer here. |
1:24.2 | So we had a barbecue. Oh, lovely. It was lovely, yes. But there's always a little bit of a moment, isn't there? |
1:29.2 | When you've provided, I did provide some nice kibabs. They look great. It provided them raw. At the moment... |
1:35.2 | Who do you fear the idea that you might be responsible for someone's day off work the next day? Absolutely. |
1:40.2 | And it's all very well sort of marinated there. Oh, they've been done in a lovely marinade of sauer and something, something. |
1:48.2 | But really, it's the taste of salmonella that's coming through. It was befriends new barbecue as well. |
1:55.2 | So they weren't massively confident about, ooh, do you think that looks all right? Well, it's gone quite black on the end. So, yeah, let's try it. |
2:01.2 | So far, so good, I've got to say. Jolly girl, I went through a phase where I was vegetarian. It's not that great for vegetarians. |
2:12.2 | I remember you can call it the cob. You can call it a cute toffee, but it's very touchy. |
2:17.2 | Hello, it's quite nice. Also, sometimes, I think you can get a bit sloppy, can't you? |
2:23.2 | Yeah, that's right, that's right. I like, I used to have, you know, we're not in potterbella mushrooms. Yeah. |
2:29.2 | Quite nice, I've seen mushroom on the thing, but with them little paper plates. I don't like eating or like at all the hot food. |
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