Season 6 - Episode Seventeen

Clinton Baptiste's Paranormal Podcast

Peters-Fox Ltd

Mystical, Clairvoyant, Psychic, Seances, Clinton, Exorcism, Clintonbaptiste, Peterkaye, Comedy, Alexlowe, Medium, Hauntings, Lauriepeters, Phoenixnights, Religion & Spirituality, Tv & Film, Ghosts

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Season 6 - Episode 17

Namaste, paranormal enthusiasts! In this episode, we're embarking on a spiritual rollercoaster filled with spectral wonders, mystical creatures and... Wi-Fi?

First things first, I'm proud to say that our Linda has discovered her hidden handywoman talents. She's been wielding her new tools with finesse and has even managed to get her freezer in shipshape, all thanks to the power of YouTube! Let's all give a round of applause for Linda, showing us you don’t need a man to master a power drill.

Unexpectedly, my phone's voicemail has turned into a hotline for the supernaturally curious. I've received a few hair-raising messages, with some people claiming to know more about my personal life than they should. There was even a mention of an advertisement in a local newspaper. Intriguing, isn't it?

In the realm of mythical creatures, we're delving into the chilling tale of the Chupacabra, as told by the Daily Mail. A bloodsucking, wolf-like animal with red eyes, rumoured to drain the life out of cows, alpacas, and even chickens. First sighted in the 1990s in Puerto Rico, this creature's existence remains a mystery.

Our guest, Adam Cairns, adds to the chills with his unnerving account of a haunted venue. Picture a child's laughter echoing through an empty space, and a bottle of beer sliding across the bar on its own. Quite the spectral gathering, wouldn't you say?

The 'Problem Page' this week features the advice of show-off medium, Gordon Smith. He's got all kinds of solutions for afterlife quandaries, from immersing jewellery in water to lighting candles and reciting incantations. And yes, we do have a good chuckle at his dramatic antics.

My Erskine Court flat welcomes its first house viewer, young Eric. A gamer with a single-minded focus on Wi-Fi bandwidth, Eric gives Ruth and me a run for our money. Speaking of Ruth, she stirs up her usual spectral storm, making the house viewing more of a ghost tour.

Finally, an intriguing email from Peter Beswick takes us to a house haunted by four ghosts: Billy, Paddy, Albert and Mrs. Lawrence. His daughter DJ is their medium, but she's reluctant to share her experiences on the show. Nevertheless, these spectres have earned their place as number 2 on our ghost story leaderboard! See patreon for more (7-day free trial)

Remember, keep exploring the unknown and stay spooky!

Clint.x

Special thanks to:

Kathrine Boyle

Adam Cairns from the Laughter House,

Liverpool

Sally Anne Haywood

Eric Rushton

Peter Beswick and his daughter DJ

• Podcast producer is Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox.

• Outro music was composed by David Brinkworth, with vocals by GLOWE.

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0:00.0	Oh! Shalema, Shakataak, Shawadiwadi, Shakkan, Shakadeema suppliers. I've said Shawadiwadi.
0:24.4	I have Linda, Bloody, Pollock is with us in the house. How are you, Linda? I am doing all right, you know. Oh, good. What have you been up to, my love?
0:37.4	The world is crumbling around me. Why? Things are breaking because not quite right. The plumbing is not quite right. Yes.
0:43.4	Of which more in a second. I didn't manage to fix my own freeze of the other day. How'd you do that? I've got a toolkit, Clinton.
0:50.4	Well, this is the modern way. This is the modern way. I do not have any powers. I've got supernatural powers. But if it comes up leading a radiator, can't do it.
1:02.4	The thing is, right, our poll, when he left, he took his tools with him. Right, okay. And he's got a sizeable toolkit. Yes, that's what he uses for work.
1:10.4	I was used to having various tools at my avail whenever I wanted to. Right. So when he went, I decided I would get myself a small, a miniature toolkit of my own.
1:18.4	Okay. And I'm not sorry about it because I do not need a man. It turns out I can fix this shit myself. What about electrics and that sort of thing?
1:25.4	Okay, I need a man for that. Yes, okay. Right. Not for freezers. I went in. I got my hair dryer. Don't put your hair dryer inside the freezer.
1:34.4	But outside the freezer, I used it to blast all the ice and gathered because the ice had compacted so much at the back that it was pushing the drawer out.
1:42.4	I know it was opening the door. I had the very same thing. You've just saved me a lot of money.
1:47.4	Boom, I'll bring me tools next time. I'll start you. Thank you very much. No, that's very good. And you learnt that off YouTube.
1:53.4	I did, yes. I've done it without removing the internal wall beforehand. But that was just a quick fix. I needed to go in and go deep.
2:02.4	And I did that. Thanks to YouTube. Well, can I just say to any kids listening teenagers, people whose parents are encouraging them to get a trade, like electrician or plumber, don't bother.
2:12.4	Do what I do for living, which is, well, it's not a proper job, is it? But it's a vocation. It's a calling. It's magical.
2:20.4	You don't need lenders. Just prove you don't need to. I mean, people like me, I can speak to people like that.
2:27.4	Well, surely you could speak to a plumber at the drop of a heart, a dead one, but I mean, sometimes at least they'll turn off.
2:33.4	Who is a famous dead plumber that I can get in touch? I mean, there are all the gone after me.
2:39.4	Keep the jokes out of it, Linda. And you know, let's say last week we had a...
2:47.4	And someone else has left a very spooky message.
2:54.4	This really freaked me out, right? This arrived. And just I will listen to this, right? It looks like this.
3:01.4	I know where you were last Saturday. And I hope you had a lovely time.
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