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🗓️ 5 May 2023
⏱️ 48 minutes
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This week at Erskin Court
Deep in the realm of the paranormal, there are whispers of a student named Linda who has returned to college, but her brain has mysteriously grown massive. Some say she's even attracted to brains and has a penchant for 90s fashion and pretending she's down with the kids. But that's just the beginning of the eerie tales that have surfaced this week.
This week Linda and I delve into the world of ghost hunting, scouring reviews from haunted places across the globe. Some of these reviews even mention Karl and Stuart from the infamous show 'Most Haunted', that vent disappointment when no spirit activity occurring on these paid for ghost hunts. Could it be that the spirits are simply toying with them?...'Spirt be spirit' as they say.
One Chris Lumb, part of the duo known as 'The Halls of the Ridiculous', recounts a chilling story of a ghostly girl he once saw while working at an old Odeon cinema. He believes that she and a knight now serve as his spirit guides, guiding him through his life.
But the strangeness doesn't end there. An article surfaces discussing a ghostly masturbating monkey, while Linda herself admits to witnessing one engage in the act during a date she had (with a man) at Monkey World. Is there a deeper connection between the paranormal and the animal world?
Professor Joseph also delves into the unexplainable, speaking to Derek Kylie at an RAF base somewhere in the UK about UAPs and sonic booms. Could these be linked to the realm of the paranormal?
And finally, a comic named Howard Anstock shares his childhood experiences with ghosts, from his own home to a haunted boarding school, and even a relative who was pushed into a bush by an unseen entity. It seems that the world of the supernatural is closer than we think.
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Kathrine Boyle
Chris Lumb
Howard Anstock
Barry from Watford / Erskin Court
Professor Joseph Laevens PHD
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0:00.0 | Let's have a little talk. |
0:02.0 | Yeah, don't worry about that, Larry. |
0:04.0 | Just going to go and get it. |
0:06.0 | It's best. |
0:07.0 | For this week's podcast. |
0:09.0 | Hello. |
0:10.0 | Welcome to Erskine Cart. |
0:12.0 | Oh, here she is. |
0:29.0 | It's Linda Pollock, everyone. |
0:31.0 | Oh, sorry about that. |
0:34.0 | I'll get rid of that for next week. |
0:37.0 | Linda, how have you been? |
0:39.0 | What have you been up to? |
0:40.0 | My brain is absolutely chocolate block. |
0:43.0 | Oh, why is that? |
0:44.0 | It's bull gin. |
0:45.0 | I went back to college. |
0:46.0 | Oh, my god, yes. |
0:47.0 | Tell us about that. |
0:48.0 | Yes. |
0:49.0 | So I had a nice going back to college outfit. |
0:51.0 | I wanted to make a splash. |
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