Hello ladies and gentlemen, Clinton bloody-backed taste here in a room that I cleaned. Have you noticed Linda? Yes, I can see a bit of floor.

There's a bit of floor here now and I've cleaned, see the tea stains are teemarts. What's brought this on? Do you know what? I tell you what, I had... This is absolutely true. So about this list, I'm not going to plan to talk about this, but I had...

My nephew had some friends of... He turned 20 years old. And I said you can use my office if you like. And then you agree with the fear that I must do something about... No, no, I got up the next morning. There's broken glass in here.

Some of my props that I use when I go and do my live tours. If I use that one, if I use that rubble one. God knows where someone would put that. And if I use the term to pay, occasionally I add to my natural editing. That clearly been worn by some bastard.

I went bloody mad, I said if I let you use my office, I don't expect... Oh, this shit all over the place. He went...

So I don't know how he doesn't know anything about it. But anyway, the upshot was, on Sunday, I got my married golds out and I gave it a good old scrub and I hoved the place up.

I let it all this later. You know, when somebody, particularly a youngster, makes an aborted attempt to sweep up some broken glass and yet you find loads of it hidden under things, under chairs, the lot.

This little bastard, whoever it was, with their tobacco, with their rolling cigarettes, no doubt marijuana or a kind of...

Jazz fags, yeah. Jazz fags. So I found all this shit paraphernalia all over the place. This is my office!

This is the epicenter of my kingdom. Oh, the violation is real.

The violation is real. You've heard her. Well, concur with me about the bloody young bastard. It's Linda, Pollock, Linda, Linda. Oh, it's wonderful to have you here, Linda. How are you?

I'm alright, thank you. There seems to have been some sort of memo gone out in the animal kingdom though and I would like to retract it. I don't know who's responsible for sending it out.

What do you mean we're talking about? So, in the last six months, I have taken to the vets. Yes. No fewer than six animals that I do not possess.

Mother Teresa! Mother Teresa! Two fledglings, a stray dog famous, like hedgehogs is the latest one.

There are hedgehogs. How an earthy get involved with them. It was a baby one sleeping in me scrub.

Okay, go on, and what happened? It was well as shrubbery, but it's turned to scrub.

Then your pamphlet grass, you keep in the front. Not pamphlet grass, pamphlet grass.

By the way, apparently pamphlet grass is not the signal for swinging anymore. It's a pineapple upside down.

Oh, I did hear that. I am aware I caught pamphlet grass. I've been caught in that.

Maybe that's why you're swinging part of me so weird. I said I caught it pamphlet grass on stage last time.

I wonder nobody laughed at that bit. Pampus grass, pamphlet grass, make note to self, put pamphlet grass in script. Go on, what?

So yeah, so I found it in my scrub. It was a baby hedgehog asleep during the day.

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