Namaste friends, and before we start, let's go to the phones where this week we heard

from Tina Turner. And the one-only body holley.

It's very intense, bloody body holley. It's been too short and after that.

Bode. Bode. Thanks very much for getting in touch. Any more celebrities who want to get in touch

with us, please phone us on this number. 01892-7111-98. Real celebrities, not pretend ones like that. Thank you.

Namaste, guys. Namaste. You thought last time was a packed program. We have got such a program

for you today. There's a podcast, it's called. They don't really call it a program, do they?

No, and when you said packed program, it made me think of, you know, in the 80s when people

go, we got a packed prog. And in a packed program tonight. Anyway, you've heard the lovely.

She's got every criminal on it, none in the world. Oh, thank you, my lord. Yeah. Linda is, well,

very, before we go any, any further, would you like to open that? It's Linda's bloody birthday,

which day is it? It's not today, is it? Saturday. Saturday, it's Linda's birthday. Now that's

one of my, some of my people will not, that don't really, it's not very funny. I don't think

that did very well in these shops. I do have about three card ranges in the shops, which is true.

And that's a crap one. That's why I've got something. It's got a mass on the front. I don't get it.

Anyway, it's the thought that counts. And I gave it a lot of thought in the three minutes. I

thought about before you. It's a bit licky on the back of the envelope. It's a bit licky and

please do not, don't read the front. It's, as I say, it's not very funny. Don't bother. Stop

looking at me. It's not very funny. It didn't do very well. It didn't sell very well. Oh, I just got it.

Yeah. All right. Very good. Moving on. Thank you. Well done to me.

For remembering Linda. What were you going to, you started to tell me something. And I said,

please, let's put it in the, I'm going to program now clearly, but let's call it a podcast.

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