Ron Burgundy here. I'd like to tell you about the new season of the Ron Burgundy podcast.

Here's the deal. I burned down the sound studio, not gonna lie. I had a lot of candles going and I brought a kangaroo into the studio.

You can do the math. But if you can't, it was violent, dangerous and fast. A real five alarmor, sorry I heart,

any who. We don't have a studio and that's why the whole fifth season is up on stage in front of live audiences.

It was weird, but we had a great time. Listen to our wonderful guests like Guy Fieri.

What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten? That lobster back there.

Right, yeah. Right. The Pepsi did not help. Anderson Pock.

You produce music and what's that like? Do you just yell at people? That's how I was taught.

That's just the sign of great producing. Jack Black.

When you've got the eyes of steel, the world bends to your will.

To name only a few. As per usual, I do a lot of yelling.

Case idea, flapjack, cutting board, Boeing 747. What the hell is going on?

Carolina makes a fool of herself. God, you're blowing it so hard right now.

I can't think because I want Russian, Russian head of state.

I don't know what Russian head of state. Oh my gosh. There's an opera singer.

I lost my am sandwich. And a ghost from revolutionary times.

What the hell is it?

Colonial ghost boy has walked onto the stage.

And I end each episode with a hard-hitting serious take on the most important

current subjects in the world today. I call it my take.

One of the great quotes in history, and I forget who said it.

Whether it was Buddha, Gandhi, or John F. Kennedy, it doesn't really matter.

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