Season 5 - Episode 51
Clinton Baptiste's Paranormal Podcast
Peters-Fox Ltd
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2023
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Season 5 - Episode 51
Hello ladies and gentlemen!!! – this week I’m joined again by my favourite lady, Linda - So Big-up yourself!
Talking of Bigging up yourself, Linda’s been having her own fashion revamp and has given herself a make over with a new Bet Lynch look... and she's wondering if she’s still cool and hip.
Now I believe all this stuff so this week from Take a Break we read ‘Fate and Fortune’ (my bloody favourite magazine) from ‘voices from beyond’ Cinders Boswell (funny name but never mind) writes to her wife Rosemary in heaven. We also read a story from Gloucestershire about a chip eating sex demon. I believe in all this, so I think it's very irresponsible that Linda starts encouraging sex demons to give her a 'spooky goosing'.
This week we hear a new section in the podcast called ‘Residential wranglings’. There’s been some problems affecting everyone’s drains in my neighbourhood and Mr Rawlings (neighbour who suffers with psoriasis on his head) rings me about the blockage. Nothing to do with me, so I quickly ring Barry (my other neighbour) to warn him before Mr Rawlings hangs the blame on him. Mr Rawlings rings Barry and things get out of hand quickly.
We also read a letter from the archive (emails I haven't bothered reading). Jamie Penn writes in about working on a night shift at a residential care home where ghosts request cups of tea and throw punches. We ring Jamie at his NHS offices to get more super bloody natural stories.
All that and lots, lots more. Hope you enjoy, and don’t forget to Keep warm...and a Choccywoccydoodah to each and every one of you...fading now...
Credits:
Kathrine Boyle
Matt Earley as Peter Rawlings
Jamie Penn
Barry from Watford
Producer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen! Oh, it's another edition of Clinton Baton Taste, |
| 0:25.2 | a paranormal podcast. She's here. She's actually sitting next to me, ladies and gentlemen. It's my |
| 0:34.7 | my favorite lady of all time. It's Linda Bloody Pollock. Big up yourselves. |
| 0:41.3 | Big up yourselves. Linda Linda, how have you been? What have you been up to? |
| 0:46.4 | I have been having a bit of a revamp new year, new me, or at least new coat. |
| 0:51.6 | Oh, yeah. And a new coat and sausages. I got myself, well, here's the thing, right? |
| 0:58.3 | Yeah. I was looking around and I'm seeing a lot of the youngsters in a print that would ordinarily |
| 1:04.8 | be for daft old bats, right? Yeah. Your leopard print. Right. And the kids. |
| 1:09.4 | But myself a leopard print coat, Clinton. Oh, well, now hold on, it's not, it's not real, |
| 1:16.0 | because that would be... No, it's just like it's like faux fur. It's like a bet lynch, isn't it? |
| 1:24.1 | Very much like a bet lynch. See, this is my point of reference. The youngsters won't get that, |
| 1:28.4 | will they? That's what I keep thinking. The youngsters don't know that. No, any youngsters listening, |
| 1:33.3 | I don't suppose, I mean, they're mostly quite aged and they'll all think that. |
| 1:38.1 | See now, the people who listen to this. But they will know bet lynch. She's of course |
| 1:43.3 | the former landlady. The legendary people landlady and wife of Alec Gilroy. That is correct. |
| 1:48.1 | And of course, the young people, they don't know anything, they're culturally, they don't know anything. |
| 1:52.3 | Oh, man, it's okay, man, go. It's wasted, don't let me see. Don't start with Betty's |
| 1:57.1 | hot pot, don't think that's rude? They'll think, yeah, that's right. I mean, if you said to a young |
| 2:01.9 | person, you know, I'm going to go to the role of a return and some a sample, some of Betty's hot pot, |
| 2:08.5 | they would think you were saying something rude when it passed, it was like a Lancashire |
| 2:14.9 | pot wanted. Exactly. But I was going to say, like in that new song, |
| 2:17.6 | if you heard that new song, that Sam Smith one. What's that one? Daddy's getting hot in the body |
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