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Clinton Baptiste's Paranormal Podcast

Season 5 - Episode 45

Clinton Baptiste's Paranormal Podcast

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Mystical, Clairvoyant, Psychic, Seances, Clinton, Exorcism, Clintonbaptiste, Peterkaye, Comedy, Alexlowe, Medium, Hauntings, Lauriepeters, Phoenixnights, Religion & Spirituality, Tv & Film, Ghosts

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Season 5 - Episode 45


Ho Ho Ho Merry Xmas


In a change to normal events – I seem to have lost my voice - so this weeks ‘festive extravaganza’ is hosted by everyone’s favourite Xmas Angel, Linda ‘new clean shag’ Pollack. And what a fine job she does too – so THANK YOU Linda – you’ll get your reward under the mistletoe (if I can find any)


We set off this weeks show on a festive tour around the finest and spookiest – theatres in the country. I get the lowdown on paranormal activity from The Chorley Theatre (Chorley not, you cry – it’s true I tell you) Kings Hall and Winter Gardens in Ilkley, and last but not least the Cheese and Grain in Frome – where I discover I’ve used the same bog as such legends as Dave Grohl, Robert Plant, Fat boy Slim and wait for it Paul McCartney!


There’s the organising for the big day itself – with my Sister Karen who seems to think I should bring Ruth to the Toby Carvery for Xmas lunch – and well, I don’t need to be a paranormal psychic to predict that it will be a disaster!


On a more serious note – I truly wish each and every one of you a very Merry Xmas – I hope you enjoy whatever you’re doing (not sure I will). Thank you all for the love and support over the last 12 months – its means so much.


I leave you with a little Xmas poem...


He lay her on the table so plump & clean & bare.

His forehead damp with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and felt her breasts and drooling touched her thighs.

Her bits were wet and everything set, he gave a joyful cry.

The hole was wide, he looked inside: All was dark & murky.

He rubbed his hands then stretched his arms, then stuffed that bloody Turkey.

May I wish you and your dirty mind a very Merry Christmas


Clinton.x


Credits:

Katherine Boyle and Sally-Ann Hayward

Ian Robinson from The Chorley Theatre in Chorley

Darren Bulmer from The Kings Hall and Winter Garden in West Yorkshire

Micheal Ford from The Cheese and Grain in Frome

My sister Karen

Producer Laurie Peters https://laurie-profile-page.webflow.io/

 

 

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0:00.0

Clinton here saying, look, please, and I've just finished me tour, but cheer yourselves up.

0:09.4

This winter time, Sunday, February the 5th, I will be hosting my Clinton Baptist Sunday

0:16.0

Saiyans. I'm trying to make it a regular thing. We've got the first one, Sunday, February

0:19.9

the 5th at the 100 Club, 100 Oxford Street in London. Why don't you come along, kick off

0:25.8

7 o'clock. It'll be great for on tickets at clintonbaptise.com. There's a link there.

0:31.6

clintonbaptise.com or you can go to the 100 Club website. There'll be me on, there'll

0:37.3

be various comedians and there'll be some music and it will be a bloody cracker.

0:41.8

Barry from Watford will be on as well. Please come, Clinton Baptist Sunday Saiyans, Sunday,

0:48.4

February the 5th, 100 Club 100 Oxford Street. Thank you.

0:55.8

Hello, ho, ho, and welcome to the Star Spangled in Christmas edition of the Clinton Baptist

1:22.1

Paranormal Podcast. I'm Linda Pollock, not Clinton Baptist. Unfortunately, someone

1:30.2

it would appear as got a sore throat, so he can't speak. He's laid up in bed, he's been

1:35.2

giving and giving on the road for months now and he's reached his psychic peak. He would

1:41.4

have, you believe, but actually I think what's happened is he's just caught some sort of

1:47.3

bug or restrained himself. I mean, I've been to that show. I've seen the screaming and

1:52.6

the wailing and quite frankly, I'm surprised he's managed to hold on to his voice for this

1:57.1

long anyway. We shall soldier on without him, but bearing his memory in mind, welcome to

2:05.5

the Clinton Baptist Paranormal Podcast. With me, Linda Pollock, it's what he would have

2:10.1

wanted. But enough about that silly sod. What about you, Linda? If you had an exciting

2:14.8

time last month, no, of course I haven't, but I have had new carpets. I've had the carpet

2:21.6

man in, you might have noticed. I don't mean to sound ungrateful, you know what I'm going

2:25.7

to say, there was disruption for a month and of course now I finally got me else back

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