season 5 - episode 35
Clinton Baptiste's Paranormal Podcast
Peters-Fox Ltd
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2022
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Season 5 - Episode 35: Ghosts don't watch you on the toilet
Hello – Hello – Hello, ladies and gents, boys and girls. Episode 35 is filled to the brim so let’s bloody get on with it!
It’s only Linda Pollock back again! You lovely listeners will remember it was Linda’s birthday a few months back – but she’s been celebrating this week at the ABBA voyage! Her happy stories of ABBA were however cut short – I don’t think Linda wants to get personal about Ruth – however – I’m seeing a stand-up brawl, or even a celebrity boxing match on the cards!
We hear a story from one of you lot – one of my favourite listeners who’s got one of our Ruth’s ringtones. I don’t want to spoil the story – as it is rather funny – but all I’ll say it involves a church service, a Mother-in-Law, and a ghost up a F@%%y!!!!
I also appeared on Radio X this past week – with Chris Moyles – and I’ve got to say the spirits were REALLY strong in the studio. We talk all things upcoming tour, Nick Knowles, and have an interesting visit from an Uncle Ted… it was fab – and just what I needed after I’d put a curse on my bloody Uber driver…
And we hear an interesting story about ghost’s weather preferences – apparently the sunshine affects paranormal activity, and we see major spikes in ghost stories around June and July. Linda thinks it’ll be a load of kids in summer talking showaddywaddy – but I know it’s the truth…
If you think that’s all for this week, it absolutely isn’t! We’ve got a special guest from Chorley Theatre, my neighbour Barry’s ASMR, and Kelly Taylor – my beautician friend is back, helping me with a new venture!
Thanks to:
· Katherine Boyle
· Chris Moyles
· Estelle Bryer at Chorley Theatre
· Kelli Taylor
· Podcast Producer extraordinaire, Laurie Peters at Peters-Fox
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, goodness gracious, oh ladies and gentlemen girls |
| 0:27.5 | boys we're back for another edition of Clinton Bloody Baptiste Paranormal podcast. Here she is it's |
| 0:35.2 | only Linda Paula come on let's hear it for Linda. Linda's here how are you Linda? I'm all right |
| 0:46.4 | what tell me what you've been up to I don't know this familiar format what you've been up to my love |
| 0:51.3 | I tell you I've been up to right me birthday was a couple of months ago but I had a very nice birthday |
| 0:56.3 | treat on Friday really what was that Linda farted in the kitchen was that before or after the |
| 1:03.3 | trade gone I went to see Abba not the actual Abba Avatar Abbas what's called a rival no voyage |
| 1:11.7 | voyage arrival was one of their albums yes they started with visitors which I thought was an |
| 1:17.0 | interest in an entree which is that well they're new one no it's not it's a really old one but |
| 1:22.9 | it's from one of the later albums you know it's not in your Mamma Mia sphere it's more of a if you're |
| 1:27.4 | into Abba you'll know it but if you're not you won't I I like Abba but I like I'm not I'm not I'm not |
| 1:32.9 | I'm not efficient I don't yeah and so they did that and what was it like the concert people said |
| 1:36.7 | they love it don't they well right let's just say they played do you does your mother know |
| 1:42.1 | right basically my mother and everybody else is was there so yes she did know she was more than |
| 1:46.4 | aware and she was shaking a thing on the dance floor well the ones that could shake their things |
| 1:50.3 | were shaking them it was also a large portion of the auditorium which was seated and they did |
| 1:55.8 | not move an awful lot I think I thought they were all right but yeah but um all they did |
| 2:00.5 | weighed their arms a little bit for a chick a teeter and stuff oh well that's nice I mean it's |
| 2:04.9 | for everyone isn't it did they say yeah because that's what I'd say if I saw Agnathy well here's |
| 2:12.5 | the thing about them right yeah they said they were holograms they weren't really they were on a |
| 2:16.4 | screen it was very cleverly done but you could see if you weren't at the right angle they did |
| 2:20.3 | look quite thin yet to get yourself at the right angle and then you could see them in all their |
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