Season 5 - Episode 33

Cornworld

Peters-Fox Ltd

Tv & Film, Lauriepeters, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Season 5 - Episode 33: The beards coming off

Welcome… Welcome… to each and every one of you. This week’s episode is filled with our favourite guests, a lovely comedian, and many of your supernatural stories…

So hit the spooky music, Linda!

By no surprise, lovely Linda joins us – we talk nightmare gigs and cinema trips… Have you ever just wanted to tell someone to flippin shut up during a show?! Hopefully I won’t have to say that to any of you lot on tour – which is starting this bloody week! Get your last-minute tickets!

Speaking of the tour – Ramone pops in this week, and he’s being rather rude. He only went and called my old lady friend a ‘beard’ – in all fairness she did have one – but what a cheeky bleeder!!

The one and only P…P…Public service section is back – this week we chat to Police Sergeant, Gareth. He sent us a few spooky encounters but to be honest, Gareth drags his stories out a bit! So we let you in on the spookiest ones. An old woman, supernatural scratches, and an Irish sudden death. Even Clairvoyant, psychic, medium, Clinton Baptiste got a bit lost in all this spookiness – I’ll let you all make your mind up…

Fabulous comedian, Ninia Benjamin, joins us – but I wish someone told me she’s only an unbeliever! Ninia doesn’t seem to want to chat about ghosts or even to them – prefers them ‘resting in peace’.

And I know you all love Ruth! But my goodness can she be hard work! Ruth stayed with me for a few days – left all the bloody lights on, had everything she owned plugged in! I’m sure you’ll know by now… ‘It was a ghost’ – got any guesses which ghost ran up my electric?

Marilyn Monroe!

Fading now… until next time…

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· Katherine Boyle & Sally Ann-Hayward

· Lewis Macleod

· PC Gareth Spreadbury

· Ninia Benjamin

· Podcast Producer extraordinaire, Laurie Peters at Peters-Fox

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0:00.0	Well, we welcome straight away the only famous Linda in the history of time,
0:26.4	apart from Linda Barron off of come outside and Linda Vagina Blister, the one with the face now.
0:35.0	Yes, it's Linda bloody pulling everybody. Hello, Linda. Hello, Clinton. Hello, my darling.
0:43.4	Yes, hello, my darling. What have you been up to, my love? I have been out gigging. Well,
0:50.2	I haven't been gigging. I've been a friend of mine, Steve. Yes. It's been doing some gigs,
0:54.2	right? Right. So I went to a couple. Yeah. And the one in London, my god, Clinton,
1:00.0	what the hell are they playing at there? Why in what way? 12 pounds for a glass of wine.
1:03.8	It was a large glass of wine, but still I could have bought two, maybe three bottles for that.
1:08.3	Right. Okay. You know, depending on the quality. Yeah. And then they also didn't talk to me when
1:14.6	they were pouring the wine out. Why do they chat? Who at the back? What are you talking about?
1:19.2	It's a shame in his mate. He wasn't crowded. He just didn't say out. He just poured the expensive wine
1:24.4	and basically it was, take your wine and piss off. What did you expect him to say?
1:30.4	Well, I expect him to soften the blow of 12 pounds by being at least a little bit smiley.
1:36.1	Yes. That would have been something, wouldn't it? Yeah, but it was London, so I got ignored while he
1:40.4	carried on his conversation. Thank you, friend. For that wonderful anecdote.
1:49.4	What did you tell me earlier that you were slightly disappointed at this gig? Yeah. My mate,
1:55.4	Steven's giving it six now on stage, right? Six now on stage. I like that phrase. I like it.
2:00.8	He's giving it six now. He is brilliant and deserves to be adored and applauded and paid attention
2:08.1	to me. Yes. While I'm facing the stage, I'm quite near the back, so maybe the thought was a
2:11.9	free-for-all back there. It was not a free-for-all. It was people who really wanted to see,
2:15.9	but were on tippy toes. Right. Like me. And they were as close to the people, just having a chat,
2:22.9	right? But not like, oh, that was funny. Or not like, oh, I like this one. Or not like, do
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