Season 5 - Episode 24

Cornworld

Peters-Fox Ltd

Tv & Film, Lauriepeters, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Episode 24: Haunted Heatwaves

Shalamar, Shakatak and a massive Rishi Sunak to each and every one of you.

At the end of another scorching hot week – I thought I’d gift you the latest episode of my #paranormalpodcast. We’re on episode 24 now, get ready to hear all about my run in with Ramone, more switchboard swindlers, and some spooky supernatural stories…

I don’t even need to announce this– as the podcast just wouldn’t be the same without her, Lovely Linda ‘Britain’s finest’ Pollack is back again – with a tale about grief over a burger order – they can ‘burger off’ if you ask me.

You lovely lot all know by now I’m doing a tour with my good friend Ramone, starting in September. This week we had a bit of a catch up about it all – and well as you can already predict we had a bit of a run in… I won’t go into details – but needless to say please go buy your bloody tickets before Ramone gives them all away to his family!

And not forgetting Nikki and Kiera Evans – who share how they had a spooky ‘Victorian little boy’ as a childhood friend and be warned about ‘The nothing lady’… she even spooked me out!

Fading now… fading…

Thanks to:

· Katherine Boyle

· Lewis Macleod

· Alfie Cain as Jake and Kat Fox as herself

· Barry from Watford and Amanda the Psychic

· Nikki and Kiera Evans

· Podcast producer extraordinaire Laurie Peters at Peters-Fox

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0:00.0	Imagine you, you in a nice comfy seat with your hands behind your head, taking in the views,
0:09.6	instead of taking on the road, maybe even taking a nap. That's the bliss of getting where you
0:15.5	need to go without worrying about driving. Book your train journey via avantiwascoast.co.uk
0:23.0	and we'll take you there. Avantiwascoast, feel good travel.
0:30.0	Music
0:52.8	Namaste, Shalama, ShakaTak and a massive Rishi Shunak to each and every bloody one of you
0:59.9	she's here. It's Linda Pollock. She's suddenly gone scales. Linda's here. Have you been
1:11.4	Linda? What have you been up to? I'm right despite having received a barrage of abuse with
1:14.8	me burger the other day. Oh, that's right. Karen's down at those of you who are remotely
1:22.0	interested now, stopped subscribing to the podcast. We'll remember that Linda went to somewhere
1:29.7	called Karen's. What is a burger place? It's a diner. It looks like happy days, right? They've
1:34.3	got all like the check board floor and this sort of squeaky, what they call melamine, melamine,
1:41.4	it's just melamine around. Yes, yes, I don't know what that is. It's a crow,
1:44.6	don't know what she's talking about. Anyway, you go to the meat, you go in and you are allowing
1:49.5	yourself to be open to a barrage of abuse from very disgruntled stuff. Oh god. You do have a dirty
1:56.0	bottom I've seen it. They don't say that. No, you walk in and you say, what the fuck do you want? Oh,
2:01.2	no. I have a reservation. Uh, do you now? Meanwhile, I was with a gentleman and meanwhile a woman
2:07.6	comes up behind me and goes, move bitch. And you pay for this. We pay for this experience. It
2:12.6	feels a little bit like a specialized service except no one gets their body spanked. Oh my god.
2:18.0	So you go it, the food is very good, right? But the service is awful and that's what you pay for.
2:23.6	Yeah. Everyone gets given like a little paper sort of chef's hat. No, more like a sailor's hat.
2:29.6	Right. My companion was given a chef's stroke sailor's hat with a badger bitch ring on it.
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