Season 5 - Episode 20

Cornworld

Peters-Fox Ltd

Tv & Film, Lauriepeters, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2022

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Series 5 Ep 20. Paddy McGuinness is in the (very large) house!

Hello friends - well here we are for the best 40 mins of your week and my Paranormal Podcast. This week’s episode is really very special with friends old and new.

She’s here again of course - Linda ‘immersive theatre’ Pollak – lovely Linda is here to share your spooky stories with one from Donald Harvey and many many others…

The tallest man in showbiz and my very good friend Paddy McGuinness joins me – I went to Paddy’s glittering mansion for a catch-up – and a very surprising and spooky story.

My neighbour Barry from Watford went down very well last week – so he’s back undercover to try and trip up another psychic charlatan – this time a Tarot reader from Cheshire

Thanks to

· Kathrine Boyle

· Paddy McGuinness

· Kate Riley and Barry from Watford

· Podcast producer extraordinaire Laurie Peters at Peters-Fox

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0:00.0	Picture this, static cars, idling engines, angry horns, now picture you, zooming past
0:12.4	it all, light and breezy, ah, the sweet feeling of whizzing past traffic, book your train
0:21.6	journey via AvantiWestcoast.co.uk, AvantiWestcoast, feel good travel.
0:30.0	Hello, look, if it gets up, I've got to get some nothmi chas, bloody tarot whack again.
1:00.4	Oh Christ, he's driving me up the flipping wall. It's the little things, you know,
1:05.6	Christ, he breathes through his mouth when he's eating. You know, it's so bloody, not the snoring.
1:15.4	So it's little fucking things, living with someone 24-7. I mean, it means well, tarot whack,
1:21.5	but Christ, he's a bloody expert on everything. I'm holding about how I'm loading the dishwasher.
1:27.3	Christ, I'm mad, I could kill him if he wasn't already dead for 400 years.
1:31.7	Like this is true, right, since the lockdown, okay, we've wanted to do the kitchen up and,
1:37.0	you know, me and Tarotack have been down to being cute for some floor tiles.
1:40.5	It may have constantly tarotwacks given it. Clinton, he must get ready made a dish if
1:45.4	it come with flexible, musty-based waterproof grout. I'm like tarotwack, I don't like the ready-mixed
1:51.2	tile a day, so it's a false economy. You go for a dry dish, and then you get a separate grout,
1:55.7	which anyone will tell you works as a sort of tile ceiling, basically. He's like, no, no.
2:00.8	Tarotwack say it's great value. Unibond to two kilogram tin. It's flexible, very durable.
2:08.8	I'm like, okay, but I'm getting being cute zone, because I've got points on a loyalty card, which
2:14.3	will give discounts on a selection of fully-wipable wall co-friends, so then he's sulking.
2:19.5	Oh, Tarotwack, no, nothing do we? Mr. Clinton do his own DIY next bank holiday.
2:24.9	That's the thing. I've got to be stern with him. I mean, you might know all about, you know,
2:28.6	out surviving the Arctic tundra, but you know, I'll fuck all about semi-permeable domestic Florida
2:33.1	dishes. I'll tell you that. In the end, we settled for a very reasonable ochre-fact laminate,
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