Season 5 - Episode 14

Cornworld

Peters-Fox Ltd

Tv & Film, Lauriepeters, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Ep 14. Your Momma is so fat

We start podcast 14 with a trip up the A1 – and reflect on its rich historical past - and why are there so many shops of a 'personal nature' en route?

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Lovely Linda ‘toilet training the cats’ Pollack is here of course, with a ghost story about TikTok *screams - moonwalk stage left*

RAMONE ALERT RAMONE ALERT – as we catch up on our tour rehearsals – and in typical style - things escalate at an astonishing pace into a ‘yo momma’ meltdown.

Rita and Robert from Rag Paranormal events share their ‘horny story’ which isn’t AT ALL what you’d expect it to be… and remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com

The one and only 80’s ‘leg end’ Helen Lederer got in touch with me to ask for advice on her ‘spooky staircase’ after a Feng Shui expert had been round her house and really shit her up about it.

I call Brendan O'Hea the director from my new tour – as I have some concerns about my big entrance!

And of course we round up this week’s show with your ‘paranormal headlines’

Big thanks to Katherine Boyle, Helen (legend) Lederer and Brendan O'Hea
Produced by Laurie Peters at Peters-Fox
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Transcript

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0:00.0	off to do some of my readings live this week I traveled from just north of
0:24.3	London up the A1 a good road a straight road and one that I think every school
0:31.2	boy and girl knows was famously want the old Roman road from ancient times at
0:38.0	least schoolchildren would know that if the schools actually taught nothing apart
0:42.4	from graffiti blaming everyone else for everything and artiself expression
0:48.3	whatever that made the A1 partly created by the Romans from AD 43 to AD 410
0:56.9	with a combination of various roads on this route used by the Anglo-Saxons as
1:01.4	the main pathway from London to York before flooding in the 12th century brought
1:06.6	about a new route out of London the great north road and it's just a theory
1:13.0	but perhaps it's the ghost of those hauring drinking ransacking Roman
1:17.7	centurions that somehow imbues the road with a sexy feel and maybe it's that
1:24.9	that results in so many adult shops along the length of it yeah anyone who
1:33.4	have done that route can confirm rather than celebrating this huge feat of
1:37.7	human endeavour with maybe a nod to its illustrious past count them there are
1:42.1	four adult grumbled shops on the Saturday A1 as you head north before York I
1:48.9	mean just a thought but couldn't we line the A1 with sort of ancient trees
1:55.5	maintain the odd turnpikes even you know do offer up reproduction turnpikes
2:00.8	you know maybe give it a Roman connection in the names of the roads and
2:06.1	businesses and either side of this famous old route way a statue maybe a
2:11.0	shrine to those slaves who no doubt gave their lives to build this this famous old
2:17.6	road no a fitting tribute to British history is apparently a nudie shop selling
2:23.9	magazines explicit mock and double-headed bumpluggers for the horny motorist
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