Night has fallen. The moon is full, and we're inviting you to listen to Canada by Night,

a podcast where professional improvisers play Vampire the Masquerade. Detective-turned vampire,

Everett Fry, accidentally becomes the sheriff of New Haven, an experimental town where they're

testing if vampires

and humans can coexist. Stuck leading a rag-tag group of officers, the Bruja Bounty Hunter

Val, the Gangrel News Reporter Evangeline, and the premier Blood Witch Doris, can Everett

keep the town running? Or will everyone end up liquidated by the Vampire Council of Canada?

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Canada by night.

It's interview with the vampire if it had all the characters from Parks and Rec in it.

People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.

And before I get into my standard boilerplate,

of how this episode didn't quite measure up to already diminished expectations,

the whole Magic Tavern team wants to extend a heartfelt congratulations

to Adel and Gemma on the birth of their new baby. I have been specifically

directed not to make any jokes here and to just let this be nice for once. And while I do not

take requests, I am independently deciding on my own to leave this moment alone. What a valiant

choice of mine. As for this episode, some details,

as the initial table setting is on the oopsie-dazy side. The hosts have split up on separate quests.

This week, we return to Usador's team, which includes Flower, Claudia the Witch, and Jamilius

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