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0:00.0	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.
0:05.4	That's audible.com.uk slash wondery.
0:16.1	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:19.7	And a quick correction to those who have heard me on occasion
0:22.7	described this production as binge-worthy.
0:25.1	I have wrongly been confusing binge with barge,
0:28.7	as in the barge that collects all the garbage
0:30.7	and then floats far away where we never have to think about it again.
0:34.0	And I maintain this podcast is utterly and completely bargeworthy. Now sit back and
0:39.6	enjoy the show. Hello from the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from the magical land of foon.
1:07.8	I'm your host, Arnie Neacamp.
1:09.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know. 10 years and four-ish months ago, I fell through
1:15.6	a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of foon.
1:21.8	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal through the Dimensional Rift, and I use that to
1:26.1	upload a podcast recorded here
1:27.9	in the tavern, the ruffled feather in McShingle-Shane Forest on the outskirts of hogs face
1:32.8	in the magical land of foon. And I'm joined, as always, by my co-host, Shunt the Talking Badger.
1:39.4	Bing bong, or should I say, kaching bong?
1:43.0	Kachingbong?
1:44.8	Yeah.
1:51.3	Someone's going to be bringing in a little extra gold this week and for several weeks to come.
1:52.9	Oh, is you sort of found some gold?
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