4.8 • 11.6K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Gobblin' the Swallower is a talking bag of holding that really wants to gobble up our magical loot.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Gobblin’ the Swallower: Justin Michael
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Tim Joyce
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy Poland
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1:07.8 | for the foreseeable future on keepsake parchment paper. |
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1:42.3 | A weekly podcast from the magical land of foon. |
1:45.0 | I'm your host, Arnie Kamp. |
1:46.3 | If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know. |
1:50.1 | Nine and a half years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago |
1:54.4 | into the magical, fantastical land of food. |
1:57.4 | Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal through the dimensional Rift, and I use |
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