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Hello From The Magic Tavern

Season 5, Ep 22 - Porvis & Dump (w/ Jon Mackey & David Brown)

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Fiction, Comedy

4.811.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Porvis and Dump are carriage drivers who stumbled upon the largest pile of magic items anyone has ever seen.


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Usidore: Matt Young

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Porvis: Jon Mackey

Dump: David Brown

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai

Associate Producer: Anna Havermann

Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz

Editor: Tim Joyce

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Theme Music: Andy Poland


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Transcript

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0:00.0

The global phenomenon, it ends with us.

0:04.2

We all have an idea of what love can be.

0:06.8

Is finally here.

0:08.8

If you had a daughter, what do you say to her?

0:11.8

Starring Blake Lively.

0:13.3

We break the pattern.

0:15.0

Or the pattern breaks us.

0:16.6

It ends with us.

0:17.8

Only in cinemas now, rated 15.

0:20.4

I'm Saatchi Cole.

0:21.5

And I'm Sarah Hagie. And we're the host of scam influencers a weekly

0:24.8

podcast from Wondery that takes you along the twists and turns of some of the most

0:28.8

infamous scams of all time the impact on victims and what's left once a facade falls away.

0:34.4

Follow scam influencers on the Wundry app or wherever you get your podcasts. People of Earth, the Earth, the following podcast is not real, but it is sponsored by

0:48.0

Matress Secrets, the only mattress stuffed with dozens of trinkets and jewels for you to discover while you

0:54.8

sleep. Wait I think they dropped us as a sponsor. Well we are brought to you by

0:59.0

Fizwiz Bang, the only COLA drink refreshing enough to destroy the entire ozone layer in one fell...

1:06.0

No, I think the CEO shut that company down to spend more time with his alpaca's.

1:11.0

Well, we are brought to you by Connie's baby cutlery. Tiny, brightly colored steak knives, perfect

1:17.0

for scattering across the counter and leaving the room.

1:20.0

Wait, I think for that one everyone figured out it was just me.

1:23.4

Well, sponsored or not, sit back and enjoy the show. The Hello from the Magic Tavern! A weekly podcast from the magical land of food.

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