Radiat fun runs a funeral home in the village of Pifflingvale. It used to be the only one.

It isn't anymore. With Eric Chapman out of the picture and resting from his injuries,

the field seems clear for the funs. However, life is never that easy,

and Eric was about to make a request that none of us could have predicted.

Wooden Lovercoats created by David K. Barnes, season 4, episode 9,

The Last Nail in the Coffin by Alex Lynch and David K. Barnes.

Having sent Eric Chapman over a waterfall and cracked a few of his ribs,

Radiat was in a cheerful mood for the best part of a week.

It couldn't last, however, fun funerals stood empty and bereft of clients.

Ah, please, our shawge!

Is anybody cold?

You asked me that five minutes ago.

There's a long, damn infusion, Ros.

Has anybody called?

No, Radiat, no one's called. Nobody's visited. Nobody wants us. Nobody cares.

Why should I? A whole village hates our guts. Again, Chapman wanted to speak to us.

He's been in hospital for a week. He probably can't say much at all.

Probably went to him pain whenever he moves. But he can't even read a magazine

without an enormous amount of discomfort.

Are you finished?

No, there's so much left to enjoy.

Radiat, where are you realising that crippling somebody everyone likes is never good for our business?

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