Here fling her fam!

Radio!

Then take a knee. I hope Mr. Beauty is ready for burial because the family want the funeral done before the pub's open.

Sorry, could you say that again? I didn't hear a word you said.

Why not, for heaven's sake?

Because I'm listening to a pod curse that Georgie recommended. It's called Dark Dice.

Dark Dice.

Which sounded good to me because I like the dark. And now, I like Dice as well.

Oh, wonderful. A gambling addiction.

No, it's about people who are actually playing a game, except they're also in a fancy land of dungeons and dragons and magic,

and they're venturing forth into the dark pines, but there's a creature killing and replacing them one by one.

Good lord.

And the ending is shaped by the whims of chance. Very exciting.

Oh, this sounds a bit rummed to me.

Actually, the series sounds incredibly immersive. It's like I'm there on the adventure with them.

It's sort of scary, but also funny. And Jeff Cobblin is in it too.

Jeff? Gold, blah.

Yes. Never heard of him.

He's never heard of you either, but he's still in it.

The whole thing is made by the company behind the white folk podcast,

which has somebody in it who sounds very like me.

All right, Antigone.

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