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0:00.0	Academy is a new scripted podcast that follows Ava Richards,
0:03.4	a brilliant scholarship student attending Bishop Gray Academy,
0:06.5	the country's most exclusive boarding school.
0:08.9	Academy takes you into the world of a cutthroat private school where power,
0:12.7	money, and sex collide in a game of life and death.
0:15.9	Binge all 10 episodes of Academy, early, and ad-free on Wondering Plus.
0:24.6	People of Earth, when it comes to podcast framing devices,
0:28.0	what can I say? People trust me. They hear my context-setting dulcet dialogue,
0:34.2	living there in that sweet spot between insectile and the lady who hosted the weakest link,
0:38.8	and they say to themselves, now that guy, he's telling it to me plain.
0:43.5	So believe me when I say the following podcast is not real.
0:48.3	Stop that parallel dimension research. No need to listen to government hearings about alien life.
0:54.7	You'll sleep better. Trust me. Now, who's ready to do nothing
1:00.4	and passively absorb entertainment and treat it like an activity?
1:04.0	Great. Enjoy the show.
1:25.6	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:30.4	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune. I'm your host, Arnie Neckamp,
1:34.7	the greatest warrior in all of fune. If you've never listened to the podcast before,
1:38.4	this is everything you need to know. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Use the door.
1:42.3	I've been saying that for months, and just suddenly now you're upset that I'm the greatest warrior
1:46.2	in all of fune. I don't think you've ever said it in the introduction before,
1:49.5	or later on, I have a chance to refute it.
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