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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real, never more so than right now.
0:14.2	When our main characters are trapped in a dimension where the planet is called Earth,
0:18.1	and this podcast is the most popular piece of entertainment.
0:21.7	In other words, hell.
0:23.3	And the whole place seems to have been nearly destroyed by something called the podcast
0:26.7	Wars, to which I say podcast wars if you're listening next time finish the job.
0:32.3	But listen for yourself and decide if it's the worst thing you've encountered this month
0:35.9	keeping in mind, the first trailer for Wonka just dropped.
0:39.8	Enjoy the show!
0:56.7	It sounds like the sirens stopped.
1:14.4	I'm gonna start recording again.
1:17.5	Hello from the Magic Tab for a weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon on your host
1:22.5	Arnie Neekcamp.
1:23.5	If you've never listened to the podcast before, everything you need to know, eight years
1:27.1	and several months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal line to Burger King in Chicago
1:31.1	into the magical, fantastical land of Foon.
1:33.3	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional
1:37.2	riff.
1:38.2	Are you sorry?
1:39.2	Can't you just yada yada a lot of this?
1:42.2	Yeah, that's true because really what I need to establish is that we have somehow traveled
1:46.5	to a dimension where hello from the Magic Tab is the most popular piece of entertainment
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