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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real, and I must add, even though we ended
0:09.8	last week on a bit of a cliffhanger, I do hope none of you have spent the interim period
0:14.6	perched by your computer device, waiting for this continuation.
0:18.6	You always have the option to pause this audio recording, feed any nearby animals, reply
0:24.4	to correspondence, check your socials, bathe, take shelter from the elements, the things
0:30.2	that make life worth living.
0:32.1	Taken care of all that?
0:33.7	Great.
0:34.7	I've got this dusty cassette from 1989 ready to play, where we'll find our, I'll say
0:40.4	heroes but it literally hurts my mouth, hanging out in a hospital in Ohio.
0:45.3	Where all timeless stories begin.
0:47.8	Enjoy the show.
1:24.4	Arne and E. Camp show usually recorded in my bedroom.
1:28.1	I'm Arne and E. Camp, 13 year old boy, well actually 13 year old teenager, but we're
1:34.2	doing a special episode here in the hospital.
1:38.6	No, no, no, no, no, this is all wrong.
1:40.9	Arne, this is not how you start the show.
1:43.2	What?
1:44.2	Try it like this.
1:45.2	Say hello from the magic tavern.
1:47.3	I'm an old man from Earth, and I've been transported to a magical world where I've met
1:52.6	the most attractive wizard and a very handsome badger.
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