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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:08.2	As we know, for those following along with the Space Bunker cohorts, I will not be referring
0:13.7	to them as buddies.
0:15.2	The other two of us are on a brief writer's retreat, turning my personal nightmare into
0:20.0	a summer tentpole film with merchandising opportunities.
0:23.8	For those not following along with the Space Bunker cohorts, what is the draw?
0:28.6	Actually, no time to unpack all of your online masochistic tendencies.
0:33.0	We've got an audio transmission to partially listen to.
0:36.0	Sit back and enjoy the show.
0:58.6	Hello from the Magic Townvern.
1:02.8	A weekly podcast from the magical end of the film.
1:06.1	I'm your host, Darnie Neacamp.
1:07.6	If you've never listened to the podcast before, excuse me.
1:12.7	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know eight
1:16.0	years and three months ago.
1:18.8	I fell through a dimensional portal behind a bird.
1:25.2	Do you need a second?
1:26.2	Are you alright?
1:28.0	I've been experiencing a little bit of an again and again abdominal issues for the last
1:35.4	however long of you a month or so.
1:38.4	It's just real.
1:39.4	I'm just having a bad one right now.
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