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0:00.0	Look, I've been doing these podcast intros for weeks now, and you keep promising I can
0:13.0	talk to whoever's in charge here.
0:14.8	I've been told our director of operations is on his way over now.
0:18.6	He should be here by the end of the episode.
0:20.4	He better be.
0:21.4	Okay.
0:23.4	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:26.8	If you notice I'm doing the bare minimum, I'm just trying to manage expectations for
0:31.4	what's to follow.
0:32.7	Now sit back and enjoy the show.
0:57.6	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:59.6	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fun.
1:04.2	7 and a half years ago I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago
1:11.7	into the magical, fantastical land of fun.
1:14.3	Luckily I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional
1:18.4	rift.
1:19.4	And I used that to upload a podcast recorded here in the tavern, the strange familiar, and
1:23.9	the town of nibble bottom, at the base of the innemable mountain in the magical land
1:28.0	of fun.
1:29.0	And I'm joined, as always, by my co-host, chump the talking badger, ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
1:35.0	Tee, arny quick, throw that lemon up high in the air.
1:38.6	Okay, I'm not going to throw it.
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