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Hello From The Magic Tavern

Season 4, Ep 58 - Upple

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Fiction, Comedy

4.811.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

A very chipper talking apple is almost eaten by Usidore.


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Usidore: Matt Young

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Corey the Upple: Alex Nichols

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai

Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz

Editor: Stephen Dranger

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Theme Music: Andy Poland


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, I think I'm ready.

0:06.0

Alright, let me just switch this on.

0:08.0

Oh, don't forget that the, uh, fate of all reality hangs in the balance.

0:12.0

Good to know, here goes.

0:14.0

People of Earth, the following podcast is not good.

0:17.0

Good, real. It's not real.

0:19.0

Also, the Hello from the Magic Tavern live show at the San Francisco Sketchfest

0:24.0

occurs this Saturday, January 21st.

0:27.0

Somehow, it's very close to sold out.

0:30.0

So, if you missed getting tickets, or avoid San Francisco as a general rule,

0:35.0

you're in luck because the show will be available to live stream from home.

0:39.0

Think of it. You can watch a Magic Tavern live show without being seen in public watching a Magic Tavern live show.

0:46.0

There's a future I can believe in.

0:48.0

Link with all relevant information in the show notes.

0:51.0

And now, sit back and enjoy the show.

1:17.0

Hello from a new year from the Magic Tavern.

1:20.0

A weekly podcast with a magical land of food.

1:23.0

I'm your host, Dr. Neet Camp. If you've never listened to the podcast before,

1:26.0

this is everything you need to know.

1:28.0

Seven and a half years ago, I felt through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago

1:33.0

into the magical, fantastical land of food.

1:35.0

Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional rift.

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