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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real, but it is on the road.
0:09.6	That's because last week our main characters abandoned their familiar location for a quest.
0:14.0	No, not for five star iTunes store reviews.
0:17.0	We learned long ago those weren't in the cards.
0:19.6	Take them, slow burn, we don't want them.
0:22.0	But now there's adventure to be had.
0:24.2	So find a good comfortable chair, put on your favorite dressing gown, lower the lights.
0:29.9	Turn the TV up real loud so you don't have to listen to any of this.
0:33.2	And enjoy the show.
0:34.5	Hello from the Magic Tavern, the road to Eggie Baby.
0:59.6	I'm your host, Darni Neacamp.
1:00.6	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:04.2	Seven and a half years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger king in
1:07.9	Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of food.
1:11.1	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the burger king.
1:14.4	Where's the dimensional red?
1:16.1	Sorry, I fell off my horse.
1:17.5	Did you make sure and say, uh, road to Squalgar?
1:20.1	Oh, yeah, I did.
1:22.5	I did.
1:23.5	I said, hello from the Magic Tavern, road to Squalgar.
1:26.3	Okay, good.
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