Antigony Fun runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale.

It used to be the only one. It isn't anymore.

The Piffling Amateur Dramatic Society is staging their latest production.

But Antigony won't be buying a ticket, because she's got rather involved.

Wooden overcoats by David K. Barnes, season 3, episode 5, Antigony in the spotlight.

It's the opening night of the sun beyond the shade by Isabella McGuwen.

The people of Piffling are packed into the theatre, intrigued by rumours of a production in chaos.

They've sent it blunt, and they're here to get it, clutching their programmes with ghoulish delight.

And alone in the wings is Antigony Fun.

They're here. Everyone's here. What can I do, Madeline? What can I do?

I know. Quick. Take these matches in the copy of the script. Go on. Start a fire.

Give me your boys and pick up the match.

Okay, everyone. Five minutes till curtain.

No, no. We can't do it, Georgie. Tell them something. Anything. Just make them all go home.

You've got nerve-talking to me after what I saw in that dressing room.

But there was nothing. You've got to believe me.

It didn't look like nothing. You know, I actually thought you were my friend.

Five minutes till curtain.

How do I let things get to this?

Roger, wait. What is it?

You were right. I should have listened to you. You're the mess. We've got to escape.

Look here, Antigony. As of that little incident, just now we are no longer on speaking terms.

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