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Welcome back to Freeze All Motor Functions, aka Famp. A Westworld Podcast that doesn't sound like anything to me and doesn't take

itself too seriously presented by Bolan media I am your host Ross Bolan joined as

always by the man who once shaved his entire body completely hairless to raise

money in an effort to save the black rhinoceros species,

Mr. Jared Borslow.

This is the first time I've ever introduced you on this show, I believe.

Would you care to explain to people why that is?

Yeah, some people may have seen on Instagram that my face is completely shaven, which right there kind of lends itself to your made-up theory about why.

But no, I shaved my beard because I need to be able to wear a mask because I almost

certainly have COVID-19. Yeah, you're infected.

Yeah, so on this past Wednesday, my girlfriend tested positive and because we lived together and I show the exact pretty much same symptoms as her, when I asked if I could get tested, they were like,

no, you just have it.

So I don't know for sure, but it's almost certain.

And a medical person was like, we're not going to test you.

I assume to save tests, which is probably why. Either way, I'm living my life as if I have it and I pretty much feel like I have it. Especially today, one of the symptoms of COVID-19 is anosmia, which is the lack of a sense of smell.

And I have a literally zero sense of smell today.

To test it, I went into the laundry room and got a thing of detergent and

took a big whiff, and I got nothing.

That's funny because I haven't had a sense of smell since 2011.

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