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0:00.0	People of Earth.
0:05.9	I hope the hypothalamine within the limbic system of your tiny human brains are tuned up
0:10.7	and ready to mitigate some dramatic tension, because the season finale train has left the
0:16.0	station.
0:17.0	After a warming up its engines for a quick 90 or so episodes, Arnie's been abducted
0:22.1	by the Dark Lord, the original Karen, but worse.
0:25.9	The Institute where I get my snacks across the street from Burger King Ground Zero has
0:31.1	gone into some sort of high alert mode that only someone with a real knack for mindless
0:35.2	fiddling could interpret.
0:37.0	Unfortunately Craig hasn't responded to my signal.
0:48.8	Craig where the hell is your voice coming from?
0:51.3	Well the coffee machine, I'm projecting my consciousness into it.
1:02.9	Why not be being shamed?
1:30.9	All of it, if things are as bad as I suspect, I'll need to know everything.
1:35.5	I'll also need a fresh pot of coffee.
1:38.4	Is that asking too much?
1:40.0	With intelligentsia beans, should I track down a loan application?
1:43.7	Alright, you get to work.
1:46.0	This for you audience, listen closely as our story continues to unfold.
2:08.3	Hello from the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from the Magical Land of Foon.
2:12.9	Caffardi!
2:13.9	I'm Caffardi!
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