Warning, people of Earth.

The following podcast is not real.

It should not be construed as evidence of the existence of other worlds.

And despite my best efforts, this begins its second season.

This makes a fine entry point for all of you too busy to absorb backstory.

You who enjoyed the Hobbit trilogy never once thinking, I wonder what else happens with

that curious piece of jewelry.

Do you?

Welcome.

What if this were happening?

Is that an easily-winded Earth man has become trapped in a magical land where he hosts a

podcast along with a wizard in a talking badger instead of exercising?

Most recently they squared off against a monstrous ancient evil.

Not me, I'm a whole other thing.

And have you seen the color palette that accompanies those adjectives?

Keep your dark purple.

I'll take past delts from here till Tuesday voices carry.

Did they survive their encounter?

Have we permanently dampened fan goodwill with the last few episodes?

The dust has settled in a town called Hogsface.

And once again, a wireless, wireless signal emanates from a ram shackle tavern in a distant

land.

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