Hey hey Emperor Craig here, my underlings seem to have staged some kind of walk out today.

Either that or their bouncing around the bastard amber room again.

Of course the central computer here could tell me where they are, but I don't really care.

Or know how to use it.

Uh, let's start the show!

Hello from the Magic Tavern!

A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.

I'm your host Arne and you camp, I'm very much real.

Here's if you've noticed in the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.

About 3 and a half ish plus a sort of years ago I fell through a dimensional portal behind

a Burger King in Chicago and the magical fantastical land of fune.

Luckily I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional

riff and I use that to upload a podcast I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermilion

Minotaur, in the town of Hogsface in the land of fune.

And I'm joined as always by my good buds, my, my, uh, my good friends, my, uh, why am I

spending so much time trying to define what our relationship is?

I have no idea.

Uh, I'm joined by Yusidore the Wizard.

I am Yusidore.

And Chant.

What?

Yusidore was, no, I do wanna hear the whole thing, though.

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