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0:00.0	Crag! Crag! It's time to wake up! It's time to wake up now, Crag! It's time to wake up, Crag!
0:19.7	Crag! Crag! It's time to wake up now! Remember who you really are, Crag?
0:27.4	Football practice! Crag, be honest with me. Are you evil? Because legally you have to tell me if you're evil.
0:34.5	I mean, I made some bad choices along the way, I think I'm basically a good guy.
0:38.7	Okay, good, then I'll take that as confirmation that I've officially fixed you.
0:42.0	You know, I'm getting pretty good with this laser saw thing.
0:44.3	Wish it wasn't still stuck in my head, though.
0:46.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all have things that we wish were different about ourselves.
0:49.7	Let's get on with the show, shall we?
0:57.3	Hello, from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of
1:17.3	Foon. I'm your host Arne and E. Camp. If your nerd was in the podcast before,
1:20.4	this is everything you need to know. About three years and three-ish months ago,
1:24.7	I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical,
1:29.0	fantastical land of Foon. Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King
1:33.5	through the dimensional rift, and I use that to upload a podcast I record every week here.
1:37.7	Well, I was about to say here in the Tavern the Vermilion Minotaur,
1:40.8	I'm still recovering from the fact that we've been kicked out of the Vermilion Minotaur,
1:44.7	so I gotta start saying here in the Tavern the ruffled feather in the town of Hogg's face
1:50.3	in the land of Foon. And the ambient noises here are a little bit different.
1:53.2	A little fireburned for a little bit brighter. Yeah, you notice that?
1:56.5	Absolutely. Yeah, it's weird that the fireburns brighter,
1:59.8	but it's still kind of darker in here. Yeah, right?
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