Hey everybody, everyone here on the bunker is still asleep from last week. Still sleeping from last week.

Not totally sure why I'm not asleep, I guess. I'm just really responsible. That doesn't feel right.

So much editing time saved. Anyway, the following podcast is not real.

Some day I'll be on a show with a narrative arc.

And now enjoy the show.

Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune. I'm your host Arne E. Camp.

If you've never listened to the podcast before, don't worry. This is everything you need to know.

About three years and four weeks ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger king

into the magical, fantastical land of fune. Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the burger king

through the dimensional riff. And I use that to upload a podcast. I record every week here in the

tavern, the vermilion minotaur, in the town of hogs face, in the land of fune. And I am joined as

always by my co-hosts and my co-mayors. Would we be plural? Like, we're, there's three of us,

four of us technically, that are mayors, but we're never all the mayor at the same time.

A good rule of thumb is on fune, if it's a plural, you usually add an S. Oh, okay. So mayor becomes

mayors. Okay, well, mayor potato becomes potatoes. Does that make sense? Yeah, sure.

Octopus. Sorry, done for you. Sure, of course. Well, co-mayor, a chunk, the talking banjo.

Get what? How you doing, bud? I'm doing well. How you doing? I'm doing okay. Just trying to really

focus in on finding the weapons in the tavern and making hogs face better. Are you mayor this week?

You have a sash. I'm holding the sash. Yeah. Because I don't really remember, like, I kind of lost

track, dude. Plus, we're calling manana mayor manana. So I'm like, is he mayor? It's very confusing.

Yeah. Like, we got off to a really good start. I think everything we've done in the last 150 or

whatever episodes we've done, this is the most confusing thing that's ever happened. I know,

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