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0:00.0	People of Earth Greetings, it's me, your friendly neighborhood,
0:09.2	thing you find in a neighborhood that doesn't cause you a alarm.
0:11.9	Here to tell you that none of this is really happening.
0:14.7	Ah, but I can see the quality meter shooting down into the red.
0:18.3	Must be time for the one-dimensional audio transmission I can't seem to determine it.
0:22.7	Sorry I meant tolerate.
0:24.2	Enjoy the show.
0:30.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:49.2	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune, I'm your host Arne and E. Camp.
0:52.8	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
0:56.9	About two years and almost three years ago, I fell through a dimensional rift behind a
1:02.6	Burger King in Chicago into the magical fantastical land of fune.
1:06.6	Luckily I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King that I used to upload a podcast
1:11.5	I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, in the town of Hogg's
1:16.3	face, in the land of fune.
1:18.3	A tavern is like practically empty tonight.
1:21.2	I don't know why, maybe it's just a slow night, but luckily I'm joined by my co-host,
1:26.4	my good bud, someone who is never not in the tavern, used to the wizard.
1:31.5	I am used to the twelfth thrill of a fesious master of light and shadow, manipulator of
1:37.5	magical lights, the power of chaos, champion of the great halls of Trockus, the elves
1:42.9	Numius Fien-Yalek, the dwarves Numius Zodyn in Hukestangies, and I am known in the northeast.
1:49.3	As guessmvious me star, and there are so many other secret names.
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