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0:00.0	Who's got two thumbs and knows there's only one dimension?
0:07.3	Well, to be fair, I have several dozen thumbs in digital storage on level 8, but they're
0:11.6	not exactly germane to this snappy metaphor.
0:13.9	Ugh, I can already hear the angry letters.
0:16.4	And now, enjoy the show.
0:30.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:41.0	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.
0:43.4	I'm your host, Arnie Neekamp.
0:44.4	If you've never listened to the podcast before, don't worry.
0:47.2	This is everything you need to know.
0:49.5	When I was in high school, I had a dream.
0:53.7	And I was in high school and all the girls were looking at me.
0:59.2	And I could sing, but my voice was all over the place.
1:06.1	And my mom was there, and I'm not going to classify how attractive she was.
1:10.6	No.
1:11.6	Yeah.
1:12.6	But anyway, besides that, also about two and a half years ago, I fell through a dimensional
1:19.0	portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of fune.
1:24.1	Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional
1:28.6	riff.
1:29.6	And I used that to upload a podcast I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermilion
1:33.8	Minotaur, which is full of secrets.
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