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Avocado Salsa! No, no! Sigh, check. What do I do with this? Take one of those chips, put a

little bit of the avocado salsa on it and then eat it. Oh, it's thick. It is thick.

This is spicy. Spicy and creamy all at the same time. Yay, this delicacy has been

created by Yusunor. I have once again defeated bland flavors. You should call it thick and

spicy. Hey, can you pass me one of those napkins? My notes. Oh, the notes in the salsa.

This is a good, it's good for your notes to breathe. You need to confront your father and tell

him that you'd rather be making food than being a newsperson if that's what you really

want. Oh, yeah, let me. Are you willing to spend your whole life into your 300, 100 years

old telling him that you are something that you're not? I didn't think that far ahead.

It's kind of day to day, this thing. I understand. If you're going to talk to your news gathering

family about how you don't want to do what they do, you need to think about how you're going

to communicate that to them. You have to tell them why you don't want to do this anymore

and who you really are and what you're going to do with the rest of your life and why? Did

I already do wine? Yes. And where you're going to go and how you're going to do it. And when?

Yeah. And sometimes why? You know, this reminds me, you know, in ballers, this sentient rock has to

come to terms that he has to put his past behind him and seek out what he wants in life.

He has to be open and honest with those around him, even though he's a sentient rock. He has to

become one of the ballers. Does that make sense? Beep beep beep beep. This just did.

What was this beep?

What were those beeps? That's how we start our news. Oh, he's created. Let's him do it.

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