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0:00.0	The following podcast is not a how to one interdimensional travel, and if you're still
0:09.4	trying to figure that out, you're in one of the not so great dimensions.
0:13.2	What I mean is there aren't other dimensions.
0:15.4	What you see is what you get, like Paul Reiser.
0:17.9	Well he stretched a little in Whiplash.
0:20.0	No I take that back, it was more of the same, and now enjoy the show.
0:30.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:48.0	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
0:50.1	I'm your host Arnie Neacamp.
0:51.1	If you've never listened to the podcast before, that's okay.
0:53.6	This is what you need to know about two and a half, fish years ago I fell through a
0:58.6	dimensional portal two and a half fish years.
1:01.5	Two and a half ish.
1:02.9	What are fish years?
1:03.9	A fish year is probably, you know, fish, I don't think fish, at least on my world, don't
1:09.0	live a whole year.
1:10.0	So like a fish year is probably like a couple days.
1:12.3	Oh geez, so it's like kids on your own.
1:14.5	Oh, that's so much child death on this world.
1:18.2	Anyway, about two and a half ish years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind
1:23.2	a Burger King in Chicago into the magical fantastical land of Foon.
1:27.0	Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal that I used to upload this podcast
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