Welcome to the History Tricks, where any resemblance to a boring old history lesson has purely coincidental.

And here's your 30-second summary.

Two women, half the population, several thousand years of history, go!

Until episode 10, when our season concludes.

Not the end.

Welcome to the show. We have to tell you that our season is coming to an end.

I'm sorry.

While we do seem like we, you know, do things by the seat of our pants, we did actually have a plan.

Yes.

To do 10 numbered episodes.

But you know, you got some bonus episodes in there.

You did. You got a lot of bonus episodes. And we can't tell you how long we will be gone for.

Not that long.

No. Not at all. We're just taking a little hiatus.

Yeah, and, you know, the whole time. You know we're going to be doing.

I am going to the pool, but I'm taking library books with me.

Yeah.

I as well, although I do have a couple fictional books I would like to finish, including the one that I'm writing.

But yes, I will definitely be reading as well, and watching the movies, and watching the miniseries, and doing all that.

But we do need to take a little bit of a break. There's a lot of things that came up this season

that we just really didn't have time to do, and we'd really like to get them accomplished.

Yes.

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