Season 1 Episode 5 - She Stoops to Conquer

Wooden Overcoats

Wooden Overcoats Ltd

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2015

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Antigone's journey into the world of romance is hi-jacked by Rudyard, who needs her to seduce a rich and valuable client. || Become a Piffling islander! Find Wooden Overcoats on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and Instagram to see what other listeners are saying, and let us know you think. Or e-mail us on hello@woodenovercoats.com. We love hearing from you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Radyard Fun runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale.
0:05.0	It used to be the only one. It isn't anymore.
0:09.0	And though the village has never been happier,
0:12.0	one woman still toils in her mortuary alone and forever unloved.
0:17.0	But today was the day she did something about it.
0:20.0	Today was the day Antigone Fun discovered flirting.
0:27.0	Wooden overcoats created by David K. Barnes.
0:31.0	Episode 5.
0:33.0	She stoops to conquer by TA Woodsmith.
0:42.0	The morning had seemed ordinary enough.
0:44.0	I awoke, stretched my weary paws,
0:47.0	crept out from the hole in the scurting board
0:49.0	and wandered into the kitchen to gather the crumbs of Radyard's toast
0:53.0	at the foot of the breakfast table.
1:04.0	Oh God.
1:11.0	Oh God.
1:17.0	Take a knee, I can't believe my eyes.
1:21.0	Antigone?
1:23.0	I can't believe it. That's all.
1:26.0	I can't believe what I'm reading in the slightest.
1:31.0	Antigone?
1:34.0	I think the milk is off.
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